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• Got jokes?

• A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. In one bag there's a hole from which $20 bills occasionally fly out onto the pavement.
  
  Taking note of this situation, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
  
  "Damn!," says the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can still find some of them. Thanks for the warning!"
  
  "Well, now," says the cop, "not so fast. How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"
  
  "Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up onto the Lambeau Field parking lot. Every time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, at game time, I go and stand behind the bushes with my big old hedge clippers. And each time someone sticks his little thingy through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
  
  "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, OK! You're all right. Good luck!
  
  By the way, what's in the other bag?"
  
  "Well, officer," says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."

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• Wish-list

  • Answers Women’s Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt - CafePress (size 16/18)
  • AudioBooks | Harry Potter Complete 7 Audio Book Collection
  • Book | Arans & Celtics
  • Book | Cool Jewels: Beading Projects for Teens
  • Book | Hip Knit Hats: 40 Fabulous Designs
  • Book | I Can’t Believe I’m Knitting: Updated Edition
  • Book | Junior Knits by Debbie Bliss
  • Book | Knitted Lace of Estonia by Nancy Bush
  • Book | Never Not Knitting! Page-A-Day Calendar 2009
  • Book | The Little Box of Socks
  • Book | Twist and Loop
  • Canon Digital Rebel XSi 12MP Digital SLR Camera
  • Canon PowerShot G9 12.1-Megapixel Digital Camera
  • DVD | Knitting Around
  • Kollage Yarns - Square Circular Needles
  • Majacraft Rose Spinning Wheel
  • Nikon CoolPix S60 Camera - Black
  • Nikon D60 10.2MP Digital SLR Camera
  • Pattern | Fabulous Lace Inset Cardigan
  • Pattern | Romantic Cable and Lace Knit Vest
  • Strauch Ball Winder
  • The Fibersphere
  • WANT!!! Addi Click Interchangeable Needle Set
  • Wishlist | The Loopy Ewe
  • Wishlist | Zappos (Size 11 or 11.5)

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