Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."
Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
Ooh… That’s a cranky kitty!
Woah, you bathe your cat? You’ve got 911 on speeddial right?
Ripple loves hopping in the shower with me and letting me bath him. Calvin, I think I’d need a flak jacket and combat shield.