The Soapy Knitter

Rhinebeck

Here’s the best part of Saturday:

well, saturday night on our way home from rhinebeck, we got lost, truck fell in ditch, marta, tawana and ann got out and had to push it out. two other girls were SLEEP!

we were in the middle of NOWHERE

veered off track

off where we were supposed to be

i’m telling you

it was like a scene from the movie the Wrong Turn

or the Hills Have eyes

or some shit

and i kept mentioning those movies
and marta was like BIIIITCH SHUT THE FUCK UUUUP

so three get out

and push

maggie wakes up norma and says, wake up we have to push we’re stuck.

norma says, “huh, wha? really? stop playing.” and promptly falls back asleep.

so the three wonderwomen get the truck out the ditch and i had to move the truck forward some cuz it was a narrow road

the girls RAN cuz they thought i was pulling off

marta got in and said BIIITCH WHY YOU DIIID THAT TO ME I WAS SCARED SHITLESS

she said she kept hearing jason’s knives she was smacking me on my arm and doing that hysterical laughing/almost crying combo. HEHEHEHEHE

oh and then, yesterday, as i told tano the story he says, “did it ever occur to you that it’s a TRAILBLAZER and you could’ve just turned on the 4×4???”

whoops! i totally forgot that option. heh.

the rest of the day was not so good. but that part was funny as hell.

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12 Responses to “Rhinebeck”

Tawana Hutchinson, on October 20th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

OH GOD! You have me cracking up here! Rosi. That was the most memorable part of the day! I ended up losing my voice can you believe that. I still had fun though. Thanks to you Rosi!
tiennie, on October 20th, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Oh no! Good thing you can laugh about it.
Chante, on October 20th, 2008 at 7:16 pm

WOW, what an adventure!
bezzie, on October 20th, 2008 at 7:26 pm

Hahahahaha! Hot damn, who needs fiber and sheep when you’ve got that excitement? I can hear the distant banjo music now!
Stacey_CrimsonPurl, on October 20th, 2008 at 9:20 pm

Oh my goodness! So glad you ladies are safe!!
Diana, on October 20th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

LMAO
OM, you had me rolling…I can picture you all…
but how did you get lost?
Debora, on October 20th, 2008 at 11:09 pm

I know you were some pissed sista. . . but glad you all are ok!
Karen, on October 21st, 2008 at 9:32 am

LMAO!!

I didn’t see you on Sat.
Necia, on October 21st, 2008 at 11:51 am

OMG, the tears that keep falling from my eyes everytime I hear this story. I guess this year, you were all about going out with a bang, eh?
Norma, on October 22nd, 2008 at 8:22 am

Ladies, Ladies, Let me tell you we had a Freaking Blast! I woke up thinking someone was going to eat my ass well thats what i was told and then i was like “For real and went back to sleep can you belive that I didn’t flinch at the thought of a booty snatcher coming for me.l…LOL we had a freaking excellent time….Thanks Rosi
Penny Karma, on October 29th, 2008 at 11:39 am

That’s hilarious. Who thinks about the 4×4 potential in those situations, though? Ya push.
Miukat, on November 1st, 2008 at 10:10 pm

That is hilarious. Next year, take the bus with us!!!!