Here’s the best part of Saturday:
well, saturday night on our way home from rhinebeck, we got lost, truck fell in ditch, marta, tawana and ann got out and had to push it out. two other girls were SLEEP!
we were in the middle of NOWHERE
veered off track
off where we were supposed to be
i’m telling you
it was like a scene from the movie the Wrong Turn
or the Hills Have eyes
or some shit
and i kept mentioning those movies
and marta was like BIIIITCH SHUT THE FUCK UUUUP
so three get out
and push
maggie wakes up norma and says, wake up we have to push we’re stuck.
norma says, “huh, wha? really? stop playing.” and promptly falls back asleep.
so the three wonderwomen get the truck out the ditch and i had to move the truck forward some cuz it was a narrow road
the girls RAN cuz they thought i was pulling off
marta got in and said BIIITCH WHY YOU DIIID THAT TO ME I WAS SCARED SHITLESS
she said she kept hearing jason’s knives she was smacking me on my arm and doing that hysterical laughing/almost crying combo. HEHEHEHEHE
oh and then, yesterday, as i told tano the story he says, “did it ever occur to you that it’s a TRAILBLAZER and you could’ve just turned on the 4×4???”
whoops! i totally forgot that option. heh.
the rest of the day was not so good. but that part was funny as hell.
OH GOD! You have me cracking up here! Rosi. That was the most memorable part of the day! I ended up losing my voice can you believe that. I still had fun though. Thanks to you Rosi!
Oh no! Good thing you can laugh about it.
WOW, what an adventure!
Hahahahaha! Hot damn, who needs fiber and sheep when you’ve got that excitement? I can hear the distant banjo music now!
Oh my goodness! So glad you ladies are safe!!
LMAO
OM, you had me rolling…I can picture you all…
but how did you get lost?
I know you were some pissed sista. . . but glad you all are ok!
LMAO!!
I didn’t see you on Sat.
OMG, the tears that keep falling from my eyes everytime I hear this story. I guess this year, you were all about going out with a bang, eh?
Ladies, Ladies, Let me tell you we had a Freaking Blast! I woke up thinking someone was going to eat my ass well thats what i was told and then i was like “For real and went back to sleep can you belive that I didn’t flinch at the thought of a booty snatcher coming for me.l…LOL we had a freaking excellent time….Thanks Rosi
That’s hilarious. Who thinks about the 4×4 potential in those situations, though? Ya push.
That is hilarious. Next year, take the bus with us!!!!