1. Laugh.
2. Chew a mouthful of food.
3. Knit 10 stitches.
4. Hold your breath.
5. Win the fucking superbowl.
(picture courtesty of www.cnn.com)
WOW! That was my first superbowl and what a game it was! I don’t know much about it but I got caught up in [...]
Summertime in New York. Hot, muggy, yek. So we hit the pool a lot at Chez G. No, not OUR pool but city pools. Particularly, Jones Beach. We LURVE Jones Beach pool. This summer, I bought a one piece suit, cuz let’s be real: I ain’t gonna look good in no two piece!
Now, the [...]
Wednesday morning, I was at the train station waiting and I pulled out my scarf to knit on. This woman sitting next to me says, “You know, I’ve seen you on the train knitting all the time. You inspired me to sign up for a knitting class in my building! It looks so relaxing!” I [...]
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What’s on the needles FYI: These link to the Ravelry website. :D
Funnies
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of shit.
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