OMG I’ve been cracking up ALL morning! Check this dude out!
On knitting: I started the clapotis for Lauren on Tuesday as I said I would. I’m faaaar into it. It’s going much faster than the other clap I knit. In two days, I’ve already dropped 7 stitches!! The colorway is really pretty and I think will suit her style perfectly.
A warning to mothers of little baby boys out there: when changing a baby boy’s diaper, ALWAYS ALWAYS cover their wee wee. Unless you want to be pee’d on. Two boys later: I STILL haven’t learned my lesson! Gian took it upon himself to pee on me this morning – TWICE! When he starts to pee like that I turn into a numbskull who doesn’t know WHAT to put over his wee wee to try to catch some of the freakin fountain of pee! Today I decided to use the dirty diaper I had just rolled up to throw away…..AFTER I attempted to catch it into my hand! Idiot me didn’t think to use the CLEAN diaper that I had just placed under him!