To be 6 again…

This post is dedicated to my buddies who’s birthday is TODAY – Jeanine and Shameka!  Go over and wish them a happy bday!!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror.  Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her Birthday.

‘I’d like to be six again’, she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of  Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda p op, and her favorite candy,   M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, ‘Well Dear, what was it like being six again??’

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. ‘I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!’

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.

6 thoughts on “To be 6 again…”

  1. Heh … I’m blaming that on the wife. She should have said “I’d like to be A six again!” I’d like to be a 10 again, and I’d better start chasing that goal. If I had to re-do, I’d only want to go back to elementary school if I could skip junior high and the first half of high school, or I’d like to be plunked back at the start of my junior year of college. That I wouldn’t mind doing again! 🙂

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